the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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