I don't think brook has ever known best
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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