Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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