I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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