In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
