He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Green mimosas i think yes
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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