is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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