I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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