we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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