She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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