I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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