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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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