In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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