are you still at the devil's house?
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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