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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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