That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
