The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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