Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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