I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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