I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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