Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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