it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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