Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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