btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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