Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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