Plan B is the new Plan A
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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