Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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