508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
They left me at home... I'm a liability
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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