i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
