Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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