thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
