More tranny stories later!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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