Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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