idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She even gives head with a lisp.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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