i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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