yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
sex in a hospital.. check
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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