We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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