True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she pinky promised me she was 18
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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