If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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