I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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