This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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