if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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