He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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