I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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