I heard we made out
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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