We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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