I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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