It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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