I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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