I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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