Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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