I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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